Brain Rot Clicker

Introducing THE ITALIAN BRAIN ROT CLICKER — the only clicker that rewires your neurons to speak exclusively in nonsense opera mode.

🎵 Choose your fighter:

🍝 Tralalero Tralala – sings before thinking.

🐒 Chimpanzini Bananini – throws linguistic bananas at your prefrontal cortex.

⏰ Tung Tung Tung Sahur – wakes your ancestors with rhythmic brain damage.

☕ Assassino Cappuccino – kills your focus but leaves a perfect foam heart.

Tired of thinking logically? Ready to embrace pure, chaotic Mediterranean energy?

3D printed with passion.

⚠️ Warning

Side effects may include:

• Spontaneous hand gestures
• Uncontrollable yelling of “MAMMA MIA!”
• Sudden cravings for pasta and drama

Use responsibly. Or don’t.

Click. Rot. Repeat. 🇮🇹

Product Details

• 🧩 3D Printed PLA Plastic
• 🎨 Hand-finished for that artisan brain rot charm
• 📦 Ships in protective packaging (not marinara-proof)
• 💥 Designed for laughs, not actual cognitive enhancement